Awards and citations:


1997: Le Prix du Champagne Lanson Noble Cuvée Award for investigations into Champagne for the Millennium investment scams

2001: Le Prix Champagne Lanson Ivory Award for investdrinks.org

2011: Vindic d'Or MMXI – 'Meilleur blog anti-1855'

2011: Robert M. Parker, Jnr: ‘This blogger...’:

2012: Born Digital Wine Awards: No Pay No Jay – best investigative wine story

2012: International Wine Challenge – Personality of the Year Award




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Thursday, 13 October 2011

French appeal court upholds sentences in Red Bicyclette Fake Pinot scam

Some rotten Pinot Noir from the 2011 vintage

French appeal court upholds sentences in Red Bicyclette Fake Pinot

Yesterday the French Appeal Court in Montpellier upheld the sentences handed down by a court in Carcassonne in February 2010 in the fake Pinot Noir scam.

However, the Appeal Court made considerable changes to their sentences.

The scam’s ringleader Claude Courset of the négociant company Ducasse based in Carcassonne, had his suspended prison sentence increased from six to nine months. However, his fine was cut by a third from 45,000€ to 30,000€.

Alain Maurel, Vignobles Alain Maurel and regional president of the Crédit Agricole bank, had his suspended sentence increased from three to four months but his fine was reduced by half from 30,000€ to 15,000€. Good news for a banker that the fine is reduced but does little for M.Maurel's reputation nor that of bankers.

The Sieur d’Arques co-operative, who made 1.3m€ from the scam, had its fine reduced from 180,000€ to 150,000€. Sadly Sieur d'Arques used to have a fine reputation – a pity that those involved in this scam have besmirched this.

Others were not so lucky Montblanc, the commercial arm of the Vignerons de Montblanc, had its fine doubled from 40,000€ to 80,000€. Bad news indeed for Montblanc, who have seen their export turnover drop from 3,394,000€ in the year to August 2007 to 824.000€ in 2008. By the year August 2010 this had collapsed to 317,700€.

Two directors of Caves Pierre Fabre had their fines increased: Jean-Paul Barral from 6000€ to 10,000€ and Didier Beltran from 5500€ to 8000€ with 3000€ of this total suspended.

The scam ran from January 2006 to March 2008. Some 18.5 million bottles of fake Pinot Noir were sold to E&J Gallo and Constellation Wine netting a profit of 7million€ for the fraudsters. A mix of grape varieties, mainly Merlot and Syrah, were passed off as Pinot Noir.

The appeal was held in early June in Montpellier. The decision should have been published on 21st September but a shortage of staff delayed the reporting process.


(Apologies that this post is a bit late. However, last night I was at Le Grand Bornand, where Orange/France Telecom appears to operate a selective system for internet connections – if you are a client of Orange it works fine but, if you are not, then it works poorly at best.

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Fake Pinot Noir: Alain Gayda - ex-president de l’Union des Œnologues de France

A sworn oath


Poor Alain Gayda (managing director of Sieur d'Arques)! So much unfair criticism! How could you possibly expect the ex-President (1998-2004) of the Union des Œnologues de France to know the difference between Pinot Noir and Merlot or Syrah or, indeed, Trebbiano?


Pinot Noir and Trebbiano: almost identical...


Here are the 11 commandments of l’Union des Œnologues de France. As formal French can be rather flowery and opaque I have provided a translation in plain English.


Les onze commandments de l’Œnologue
Selon le code de déontologie de l’Union des Œnologues de France
(The 11 commandments of the French Union of Œnologues)

01 De consacrer mes compétences à la recherche d’une qualité du vin et de ses produits dérivés en respectant leurs authenticités, leurs qualitiés organoleptiqués et nutritionnelles.
To buy Merlot, Syrah and any other varieties you can get hold of as cheaply as possible and pass off as Pinot Noir to American clients.

02 De m’abstenir de tout acte ou propos de nature à déconsidérer la profession et de n’exercer aucune activité incompatible avec la dignité professionnelle.
Always wear a tie in the office.

03 De m’attacher à résourdre les problémes relevant de ma competence dans le respect de la légalité.
Resolve never to read regulations and remain in complete ignorance of the region’s viticulture.

04 D’agir en toute honnêté envers mon employeur et mes clients.
Assure American clients with a straight face that this is Pinot Noir.

05 De faire connaître et respecter les obligations et prérogatives de ma function.
Make sure you don’t get caught defrauding Americans and other foreign clients.

06 De ne pas délivrer de bulletins d’analyses ou de toute autre attestation de complaisance.
Apply the highest standards when faking documents.

07 De respecter le secret professionel
It wasn't me – I wasn't there!

08 De respecter et d’appliquer correctement les réglements.
Rules? What rules?

09 De collaborer et d’agir avec loyauté avec mes confères.
Support Pierre Murk and make the oenologist, who handed the email to the police, redundant.

10 De faire prevue de la plus stricte objectivité et de m’abstenir de dénigrements.
Who are these bastards calling for my resignation?

11 D’eclairer de mes conseils et de mon experience les generations d’ Œnologues a venir.
To teach students not to ask awkward questions and, when the shit hits the fan, to declare “I know nothing”.

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I find the commandments are best appreciated while watching the famous contract scene from the Marx Brothers – A Night at the Opera. Also copy of the script here.


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21st 'Torts et Cachées (sorry Toques et Clochers)* 27th - 28th March 2010
This annual festival based around the Chardonnay of Limoux will be held at Couiza near Limoux. At least two members – Hervé Lalau and Marc Vanhellemont – of Les 5 du Vin will be there, so we can look forward to some in-depth comment from the management of Sieur d'Arques.


*: Aussi: ou les « Toqués et les Cloches », les toqués qui le vendent et les cloches qui les achètent ou encore les Cloqués et les Toches, cloqué c’est enceinte et toche, on dit une vieille toche, çà d'une vieille moche.