Non-vintage Champagne is designed to have a consistent flavour. A consistency that is woefully lacking in the Champenois's widely acknowledged thirst for litigation.
Equally, while Jayne certainly has a bubbly personality, it would be difficult to mistake her for a bottle of Champagne.
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The CIVC is demanding that the Champagne Jayne twitter account is closed. Yet a brief search on Twitter shows at least several dozen twitter handles that incorporate the 'Champagne' word.
If the Champenois treats its friends like this, what does it mete out to its enemies .....?
Good piece by Anthony Rose on Veuve Clicquot.
Article in the Herald Sun.
Decanter news piece 1.12.14